I Love You, Egg?

I LOVE YOU EGG?
What in the world does this mean? I love you, Egg!!

I heard my daughter say this phrase over and over again one day. I looked at her like she's so retarded.((Hah! that's just how my kids and I talk. I have to learn the "language", otherwise, I'd be lost with the times)).
So I said to her: you're so retarded. And then she responded: Owned! We ended up laughing.
I talk to my daughter like I'm talking to somebody who's my age. She's only fit-teen (15), but believe it or not, she's already opinionated. Ugh! Is this what they mean by "like mother, like daughter?". Anyway, I talk to her about some relationship issues and she would, in return, share her thoughts about them.
Today, while eating lunch, I told her about last night's party. It was fun in a way -- because I get to go out, get dressed fancy-schmancy and all dolled up. (BTW. my daughter is my personal consultant when it comes to dressing up!! LOL). I told her who were there and what happened, and all that crappy stuff that only teenagers would talk about. But as adults, we did talk about that crappys stuff and my daughter looked at me in dismay! (If you want to know what "crappy stuff" means, check this out: it means gossip!)
"Oh that is so gay! (no, she didn't say that. That's what's on my mind!). I can't believe old people talk about crappy things like that. Only teenagers talk about crappy things like that!". (I told you, she'd say that!!) To my amazement, she told me to tell these (old) people as retaliation: ((to those who said crappy stuff about my mommy)):

Get a job! And if you have one already, then get another one! Go get a love interest! If you have one already, then shouldn't you be spending time with them? It's like you guys have no clue or something! "Here's a dollar. Go buy your own life. Stop using mine. It's not for rent. Thanks."

Ah teenagers. You're damned if you deal with them. You're damned if you don't. ssshhh. I stole my daughter's clipart. he he he
But... I love you, Egg!! LoL