Menu of Sentiments

1. It feels like I'm on vacation. I AM on vacation because I am at home... as in... I don't have a job right now and that is funny because??? 
2. Oh!
3. I'm starting to believe that I was born with a twin.  A twin entity called Drama. You see... Drama follows me around -- anywhere I go, anything I do. Look at me. Do I look like my twin Drama? :::ha ha:::
4. Within the last 72 hours, I felt devastated. Enraged. Helpless. Scared. Over the last hour.... bored.
5. Hypochondriac: In the 17th century, hypochondriac  referred to people who suffered from “depression and melancholy without cause,”  (retrieved from the website http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/hypochondriac 01-Oct-2013)  Does it make me a hypochondriac if I say I see dead people?  Hah! I'm joking. Can't you take a joke? 
6. These cats shed too much hair. I should start collecting these hairballs and donate them to the pet centers, ya think? Well I'm glad these cats aren't here anymore. I mean, not inside. Nope.
7. Go ahead and use me; abuse me - figuratively, I mean. My day will come and I will do twice as much. 
8. I don't think I'm lonely, nor do I feel alone and isolated. The right word should be BUMMED OUT... as in pensively reflecting the past 53 years of my life. 
9. I'm still paranoid whenever I hear "NYC" -- you can't pay me enough to drive to that city. No way!! Not to mention those "circles"!!
10. I love the feel of wind upon my face. It's refreshing and relaxing. Hah! Now I know why pepper (our dog) likes to put his face out the window when I drive him around.
11. No wonder I haven't received my cigarette order.  Nobody was home to sign the package so the order was voided. Damn!
12. I want to feel normal. Who says I am not normal?
13. If I keep watching these psycho movies, I'll end up like one of them -- as if I am not yet one already. Hah!
14. And of course it's entertaining to watch romantic comedies. I just wish my husband will watch them with me without retching. LOL.
15. Sometimes I feel like I'm standing on a cloud looking down upon the earth. Ohhh wait... I'm hallucinating again. Time to adjust the meds.
16. The power of positive thinking, power of suggestion, and affirmation: do you think I'll win the lotto even if I don't buy the ticket?
17. Should I just stop giving hints that I want more? More. More.
18. I'm hungry. (Yeah... I can hear you say: "anything else new?")
19. Where did January, February, March, and April go? Where did summer go? It's friggen OCTOBER already!! Another blink of an eye and then it's Christmas again and time to shovel snow. arrghh! Maybe I'll invest in a snow blower -- if only I can force myself to read the instructions. 
20. Should I be concerned that the stocks went down? (Wow! that's cool. I'm talking like I know what I'm talking about!) -- Damn right I should worry.  What's the difference between $14,950 and $14,052? They look like numbers to me, aren't they? Say what??!!%
21. Note to self: buy mascara, liquid eyeliner, lip liner, and a pair of twissors. (Spell check please) Macy's is having a sale; might as well shop for perfume while I'm there. :::he he he:::
22. I feel like sushi. No, I am not a sushi. So if I say I feel like Chinese, it doesn't mean I'm Chinese.
23. I am flattered when I receive texts or emails that express interest. I'm even more flattered when the message is upsetting. It only means I'm being thought of most of the time. Am I right?... or am I right?  But of course, I'm right. 
24. I've got a crush on a Korean popstar. Really? Seriously?  It's gross!! Grow up ME. ME.
25. Please oh please... do not let me sing after I've had a pitcher of beer. It's hard to get rid of the like-feeling of an American Idol REJECT. Dawg!
26. I miss...  (fill in the blanks!)