Sunday, February 8, 2009

Once Upon An AOL Time

I must say: "Welcome to the world of the Internet Super Hi-way!!" -- where, unknown to the knowledge of most of those 'believers' of the freedom of speech, their freedom of speech has turned around and bitten them in their "arses" (bahaha).

I was quite taken aback by what was written by one incognito in his profile, whose commentary [posted below] (I'm sorry to admit) hits every nail in the head!! It is sad that some people's ignorance of the "consequence of their ignorance" may cause their annihilation in the world of "chatting" -- or did it? would it? should it?

I have, at some point in time in the past, thought about something like what this guy had already put into place. Not so much to make a business out of people's idiocy, but more of making a 'comeback' to a vendetta! Why? Because, like this incognito, it makes me sick to witness how shallow the characters are of most of these people who find a "life" (i.e., accomplishment, achievement, attainment, carrying out, carrying through, consummation, contentedness, contentment, crowning, discharge, discharging, effecting, end, get off, gratification, implementation, kick*, kicks, observance, perfection, realization.) out of spending an entire day in a chat room, and getting a 'kick' out of being obnoxiously and disgustingly ugleeee!! (talkin' bout TRU COLORS) LMAO!

But hey, after all.. this is a chat room, you say -- where everybody gets to 'virtually socialize'. A HOME (or in the bedroom, basement, living room, bathroom.. you name it!) AWAY FROM HOME.

However, this socializing act has eventually gone to the extent of demoralizing the very essence of friendly association -- and has turned it into nothing more than "hell grand opening" because of the outbreak of monstrosity. People who gave in to life's miseries turn to the opulence of this camouflaging 'widescreen' (or so they thought...) and spit out the vile of their failures by acting the role of the omnipotent and preying upon those whom they think are a far-cry from their pathetic situations. It all boils down to envy.

Nonetheless... though I may have my own opinion that is a tad OFF of this incognito's assessments, (because some of his targets of interest are people whom I know personally and have, therefore, associated with; ergo, I disagree), I can only find amusement in what he had to say. Ironically if I may add -- I feel championed by this guy because he did what I should have done eons ago whereby I suffered the degradation I so unfairly received from the "morons of the chat rooms".

I rest my case...

To the "Chatters" of NJSinnersNSaints-
Just wanted to say "GoodBye" to you bunch of chuckleheaded slaptards. Of all the rooms I have used... You are quite possibly the dumbest group of individuals to have internet access on the planet. Seriously. How do you retarded Slinkees dress and feed yourselves in the morning.
I have spent the last month collecting your pictures and profiles and recording hours and hours of your drivel in room logs (You people need to learn what "posting in a public domaain" means. LOL)
Because your photos, profiles, pictures of your homes, your pets, your ugly badly landscaped yards: Are now all being used onstage.
A few years ago in between doing my regular stand-up dates I started working on a one man show AMERICA OFFLINE. Using rear screen projection, sound, music and getting some of my acting and comedian friends together we add voices to your little "comments" in the room.
Starting the first week of December in California, Nevada, Florida and a few dates in Canada, I premiere AMERICA OFFLINE: NEW JERSEY.
Man.... I though the Arkansas Room was full of ignorant white trash. They have nothing on you people.
I learned every room is full of the same cookie-cutter losers: Overweight housewives who need to be told by strangers that they are "beautiful" and who eventually seem to think they "own" these rooms. Fat out of shape guys who use sexual come-ons that would make a 13 year old taste puke they are so lame. Little pissant "disruptors" who hit and run and type LIKE THIS!!! .
The problem is as a general rule? You people are dumber than a bunch of rocks and are as boring as dirt. So... I need to rile you up some. And my GOD you are easy to make dance like little buttpuppets.
The best part of every show is when the audience realizes that you morons have the ability to not see or react to people you don't like. But you are to stupid to do so.
So to the following Little Brains..... (the next paragraphs were cut out to protect those who, in my opinion, did not deserve his criticism)
So in closing...Thanks! With the money I have made from your little Chat Room I am vacationing in Amsterdam in December and Australia in February. Your little room and making you all throw your little tantrums and dance for me makes me a great deal of money, assholes.
And not that I give a damn what you think or know about me? You don't know shit. LOL Any photo that was sent out? Fake. Any comments made about myself or my private life? Fake. You think for one second I would waste my time telling any of you morons anything about myself?
You are stupider than you look.
Peace OUT!
BBQd Monkey/BOMB THE WORLD/EGO TESTICLE/ The list goes on

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