Kiddie Talk

This is truly amazing. The following entry is taken (again) from one of my old blogs. Amazing in the sense that most of the issues I blog about, from then and now, are people minding my business. Ah. Shame!

Note: this is not a current issue. I just thought I'd stick it here in my blog just for the heck of it.

It's 25 minutes past 1 oh'clock. Were it not for an irritating incident, I would have been tucked in bed by now. Ok. Let me just take a deep breath for one minute before I spew some vile words from the ceeyanese language. Thank you. That was helpful.

It doesn't really surprise me (but pssst...it irks the schitt outta me) when people make it their business to mind other people's business. Get my drift?

These people... (uhm. I'm going to call them "entities" because that is what they represent. Entities, from my ceektionary LOL, are nothing but self-contained, meaningless irritants that occupy space). Anyway, these entities love to thrive on drama and tension, hence they create the plot to complete the scene. And what better plot could there be other than to ruffle the feathers of an unfortunate being.

Notice I talk in tongues. I talk in the language that only the recipient of this grievance understands. Bravo!! Can you feel me now?

Break. Please allow me to ask this question because I could not figure out the WHY -- por que?

"What do you care if a couple, who has in no way, shape, or form anything to do with you, break up?Read my words (I can't say lips, coz my mouth is closed!).

Really... what is it to you? What does it do to you? Does it make you feel humane because you show your concern by asking what's the deal with romeo and juliet? <<>>. Does it make you tingle with pleasure to discover the truth on your own? Could it be that your informants are still novices -- ignorant of the trade of gathering personal information then garnishing them with manufactured rumor to turn them into credible gossip? (Damn. Isn't that contradictory? Is there such a thing as plausible gossip? BAH!)

In case you have not been taught what personal means (or perhaps you were always asleep in class that is why you don't know?), let me define it for you. According to my ceektionary: personal means "get the foooook offa my bizniz". Personal is also synonymous to private, which means (again, according to my ceektionary) "if you ever poke your squalid nose into my affairs again, Imma shoot your privates with my BBgun". Can you feel me now?! If not yet, then shut hole and ponder!!

Reflect upon the significance of your conviction before you give me your best shot. Why do you want to know why romeo and juliet split? Did romeo jump off the cliff because juliet wouldn't roll(?) her hair down? (ooops. I think, that was Rapunzel. My badd!). Are you sure you are not related to Scherlock Homeboy? You sure do a lot of "investigating" And Demmmit! You're worse than a papparazzi (spellcheck, please!) LOL - you are willing to stake your life to get a good picture!

It's 3:10 a.m. demmmit! I didn't get anything done because of this crappy bullschitt. SO...since it is almost time to wake up when I haven't gotten any sleep yet, Immma give you the scoop straight from the horse's mouth!! ROMEO AND JULIET DID NOT BREAK UP (whoever that Romeo and Juliet is! -- they're both figments of my imagination). THEY WERE JUST PRACTICING HOW TO DEAL WITH EACH OTHER WITHOUT WRINGING EACH OTHER'S NECK AND THEY ARE PERFECTING HOW TO SAY "IHATECHOO" FOLLOWED BY A SMOOOOOCH. Capiztch??