Just Passing the Time

It's Monday. Well... actually, it is already Tuesday because it's past midnight. I got hooked on this crap LOL LOL -- I'm sure you will too!

1. What time did you get up this morning?
I donno. It was dark.

2. How do you like your steak?
I'm vegetarian. LoL. No No. I like my steak medium but no 'pink' showing

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
Cinema? LoL. I just use Netflix. It's cheaper.

4. What is your favorite TV show?
Super Mario Bros Nintendo :p

5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
Does this mean I have to ride on a plane on coach class in order to get to where I want to be? That's kinda' tight, yanno. I can't stretch.

6. What did you have for breakfast?
Why do you ask? Are you gonna make me breakfast and serve it in bed?

7. What is your favorite cuisine?
Cee food. (O c'mon... you know what I mean!)

8. What foods do you dislike?
Anything that moves... (except for one. LMAOooo. Censored!)

9. Favorite Place to Eat?
Oooo. You're getting kinky! LoL

10. Favorite dressing?
As in? Ohh gross. I can picture hemorrhoidal dressing!

11.What kind of vehicle do you drive?
HA HA. I use a broom too. But it's the kind that you can use as an art display on the wall.

12. What are your favorite clothes?
Muhlan. (I wonder if she wears an underwear?)

13. Where would you visit if you had the chance?
Where I used to be -- the mental institution -- so that I can say hullo to my former inmates

14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full?
1/2 a cup? Damn. I'd be lushed!!

15. Where would you want to retire?
Schitt. Am I that old? No wonder I keep getting this AARP applications

16. Favorite time of day?
When it's time to eat. Hehehe

17. Where were you born?
I know I was conceived in my mother's womb. How I got out... I don't know. I think some old lady pulled my feet but my head got stuck! I think that's the reason why I am what I am today. LoL

18. Person you expect to tag you back first?
Myself. I need a good laugh!@

19. Bird watcher?
Do you really think I have time to watch birds?

20. Are you a morning person or a night person?
At the casino, there's no such thing as morning and night, ya think?

21. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share?
Can you keep a secret? I got a few skeletons in the closet!

22. What did you want to be when you were little?
To NOT be big -- literally!

23. What is your best childhood memory?
Do you remember yours? I'd be damned if you do!

24. Any pet peeves?
smelly people - ew

25. Do anything spontaneous lately?
Sorry. I can't tell you. I'm not lushed yet.

26. What was your favorite vacation?
when i fell asleep sitting on the toilet LOL -- that was a joke!!

27. Last person you went out to dinner with?
If only somebody would take me out to dinner...

28. What are you listening to right now?
my girlfriend who's staying with me and she's snoring LOL LOL

29. Are you done?
NO. (see last statement)

30. Any comments?
I'm on a mission to strangle the person who started this crap! LoL